Jokes

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl : 

  

After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law : 

  

"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS" 

  

The smart Father-in-law Replied : 

  

1 year Warranty expired ! 

Company is not Responsible. 

  

  Interviewer to Idiot: 

  

Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor and it caught fire, 

how will you escape? 

  

Idiot: It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 

  

  Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old, 

he will die soon and i will be rich, 

will u marry me? 

  

Girl : No 

  

A week later she was his mother! 

  

Moral : Never give ideas to a Woman. :) ;) 

  

  Boy was sleeping in class. 

His head was going down and down due to sleep. 

Teacher comes and asks "what is this?". 

;Boy : "Gravitational Force"! :) 

  

  

2 frds talking: 

Hey, I got married! 

  

Oh,dat gud! 

No,dats bad. she’s ugly! 

  

Oh,dats Bad! 

No.dats Gud. She’s rich! 

  

Oh! Dats gud! 

No,dats bad ! she won’t give me a rupee! 

  

Oh, dats bad! 

No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house! 

  

Oh.dats gud. 

No.dats bad! The house burnt down! 

  

Oh,dats bad!. 

No, dats gud! She was inside......:P :D 

  

  

By_2u2u

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